andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

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thebiggestnerd:

So, real talk for a second guys

If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP.  Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed.  When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money.  A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better


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dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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mylifeinmegabytes:

So one of my friends broke her arm falling off her porch and her hot neighbor friend took her to the emergency room. When she about to get a xray the technician asked “is there any possibility of you being pregnant?” and she’s like “No” the technician looked at her, looked the the hot neighbor friend then look back at her and asked "Are you sure?"

first-base-with-freddie:

has she like never thrown a ball in her life ever

lifehackable:

Learn Something New Here

aatroxop:

toastradamus:

shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves

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the-real-shinji-ikari:

thenimbus:

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

Genius torture

My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture

arcticmonkies:

sexting

lmaoalien:

god bless u scott


micklovich:

this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit

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We are all Josh Hutcherson

The HunTer Games and Catching fireS tho

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He better have gotten laid after going to the bar

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dick-rider-dave-strider:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

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